clever friends sing polar bear songs with me

sculpin:
Fuzzy wuzzy polar bears
in their fuzzy polar hairs
shamble out of polar lairs
to Churchill, Manitoba

Polar bears in stocking caps
getting up from winter naps
they play pinochle and craps
in Churchill, Manitoba

Bears enjoy exotic meat
You are what they like to eat
Table manners aren't so neat
in Churchill, Manitoba

If I met a polar bear
I would feel profound despair
I will not go anywhere
near Churchill, Manitoba.

rjl20:
Churchill is not populous.
It is no metropolis.
Dancing bears aren't top-u-less
in Churchill, Manitoba.

Polar bears have big, black snouts.
Polar bears have toothy mout's.
When's the next train headed out
of Churchill, Manitoba?

torquemada:
Some say polar bears like fish
But for preferential dish
If they can catch it, it's delish
In Churchill, Manitoba.

Please be careful where you choose
To take your constitut'nal snooze;
The bears will steal your running shoes
In Churchill, Manitoba.

Polar bears with shopping lists
Will never let them leave their fists
Confounding the bearologists
In Churchill, Manitoba.

Be careful where you leave your stuff
The polar bears aren't warm enough
They'll take your jacket and your muff
In Churchill, Manitoba.

I saw a bear upon a sled
Come racing past just by my head;
What worries me is I'm in bed,
In Churchill, Manitoba.

They'll pick your locks, they'll raid your fridge
They'll park your car across the bridge
They'll take a mile for every idge
In Churchill, Manitoba.

The children find it quite a treat
When polar bears romp down the street
Until upon the doors they beat
Of Churchill, Manitoba.

A polar bear will wear no suit
His nose is pointed quite acute
At spotting him they're quite astute
In Churchill, Manitoba.

rechercher:
Ewan McGregor is the host.
He won't get close or else he's toast.
To polar bears he's just rump roast
in Churchill, Manitoba.

The polar bears, they dance and play
To them it's just another day
But you'd better not get in their way
in Churchill, Manitoba.

faintheart:
Polar bears in fancy spats
Dapper vests and tall top hats
Entertain by juggling cats
In Churchill, Manitoba

Every note rings like a bell
Rising from the snowy dell
Polar bears can sing quite well
in Churchill, Manitoba

Polar bears can dance all night
Beneath the gleaming Northern Light
It really can be quite a sight
In Churchill, Manitoba.

But don't think you can just join in
The polar bears will start to grin
For they're not vegetarian
In Churchill, Manitoba.